Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The weak Heterosexual

Today I did something no gay guy would do! I speak football with my boss. I not only speak football, I told him I played defence back in school and it's not a lie!. The only reason why I did that was to shut him up. Is it me? or most heterosexuals , especially those with powers - babbles? I know; I am slow and not as skillful as a carpenter - LIKE DUH! but you don't have to keep repeating and constantly reminding me that a "man" should learn how to quickly do up a cupboard - or rather in the furniture jargon; a four drawer light teak entertainment unit. Eva calls it; the TV table. There you go!

I bet if we were wrestling with clothes and scissors - He would bow and kneel to me, praising me like WONDER WOMAN or something! Afterall, I grew with fashion and shopping ... not some dead teak, wooden "TV table". Well, that is obviously not the case. Anyway - I made a point. From now onwards, there shall not be any more complains about work. Since I made my mind and has decided to work there, I just had to live with it. Afterall, giving up is not me. I shall come up with more football stuff (protege"ing" from Eva!) and learn to shut him up. It works... all it takes its a little fact about any football stuff and they totally forgot their main point of conversations ...

No wonder heterosexuals are so weak ... in the mind sense that is ...

6 comments:

  1. bravo bravo.... smart carpenter ya!! :p

    i do agree that MOST of them have less insights...

    WE on the other hand are cunning and fast.... heheh

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  2. Hehe, and I can't believe I'm following soccer now.
    I would call me dad a powerful man, and he is a man of few words. He scares the beejesus out of everyone -.-
    How's the weather there right now! It's been raining all day with winds and all, so annoying, cos I was out in a skirt! Gah.

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  3. btw, u're tagged, go work ur manly carpetery brain of yours to see how u can take up this one hehehe..

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  4. hahahhh... andrew dear... that's why i prefer to hang out wif u, so gentlemen, so sensitive... hik hik... but gay or not gay, everybody, i mean everybody man, woman or woo men... shud know a little here and there about all those DIY thingy... put up furniture, change bulbs, change car tyres... and etc... easy one lah...

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