Sunday, August 20, 2006

Beyonce on EVAogue

This is extracted from EVAogue. Beyonce talks about her latest album with reporter-cum-fashion analyst-cum-mediastudent-cum-cum-cum andrewkin.

AK
Yo girl, long time no see! Congratulation on your latest album, Bday and the phenomenal video clip!

B
Hey andrew! Thanks so much. It's nice to see you again after that Lets Skin'em Fur Fashion Show at Milan.

AK
So you found anything you like?

B
Everything! I love the polar bears, the panda bears, the fox bears, bears and bears and more bears and anything with fur on it!

AK
*Phew, guess I am not your type since I have more hair than fur. Anyway, What is the inspiration for your latest album?

B
My antelope name tribal and my poodle, ecstasy.

AK
Oh, that explains the hair-do and the out of control dance. You must have lost your breath there.

B
The dance was exhilarating. It was kinda fun to lose control and be crazy in love with this new song.

AK
So did Jay-Z inspire you too for this new album?

B
Yeah, his my soldier!

AK
But the dance you had with him in the video stirs up alot of comments. How did you guys feel when you did the dance?

B
It was sensual, sexual and sort of DeJavu

AK
*Thinks of SeanPaul and the Babyboy thinge

B
Jay-Z was himself in the video clip ...

AK
... Ignoring you?

B
Oh no! We do that quite often. We ain't want to give our fans an impression that we are the next Whitney Houston-Bobby Brown kinda thinge. No offence to Whitney. She is still the diva and I luv ya!

AK
So let's talk about your new style. As I can see from your new cover and video clip, you have this new hairdo that is totally "inspiring". Did you get that from somewhere too?

B
Yeah! There is this one time, Jay and I were walking at the park and he said "Girl, that looks like a bee hive, I wonder how would you look like if that thing falls onto your head". So I asked my makeup artist and hair stylist to picture and aesthetically design my new image according to what Jay said. After all, I ain't want people focusing too much on my bootylicious butt.

AK
I am a lil lost, but I got that down. Let's move on and get back into the discussion about the video clip. There were some controversies and fans were not happy. I heard, they even proposed a petition to remake the video. What do you think about that?

B
I am an independent woman. I make decisions based on my emotions. Even the dance was me just loading it off. The director had no objection to it although the editors were having a tough time, but they pulled through. One of them did end up at the asylum. But I swear it wasn't me!

AK
I am lost again, but hey girl - Your one survivor!

B
NOW! Say my name! *Laugh

AK
BEYONCE?

B
*Jumpin jumpin! WHoa! I felt like I am with Oprah!

AK
HUH?... Are you alright?

B
Yeah, just a lil dangerously in love with your interview!

AK
!@$*!@$!@#!%!@%#!&(%&$?$^^$@@. OoooooooK! Let's wrap it up. I did a lil impersonation of your album. What do you think of it? *handing over Beyonce a piece of paper;

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9 comments:

  1. Brilliant... Now I hereby to declare you part of the lifeforce of media. You have already demonstrated your talent in gabbing like other legendary ones. Haha...

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  2. Oh and I forgot to add. That hairstyle is so fugly. Ewww...

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  3. like omfg!?

    i wan my ah boi back!

    K

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  4. that woman is whack, overrated and whack. I didnt finish reading her comments...thank god I scroll straight down

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  5. the stars now are DEFINITELY blind!

    thanks paris for the "totally" inspiring song...! like, "totally"!!!

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